$Sugar
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Salt looks exactly like sugar. Read the label — every character.
Ingredients: sugar.
Single-ingredient products have the shortest labels in the shop. There is nothing to hide because there is nothing else in the bag.
Sugar has no protein, no fat, no fibre, no vitamins and no minerals. Four calories per gram and nothing else in either direction. The term for this is not an insult invented by critics — it is the technical description. Empty calories.
Eight billion people buy it anyway. They have bought it for four thousand years, with no marketing budget, no roadmap and no churn. Nobody has ever asked what it is for.
Sugar was also tokenised a long time ago. Raw sugar has traded on the New York exchange as Sugar No. 11 for over a century, in lots of 112,000 pounds, under supervision. We are not the first people to put a ticker on it. We are only the first to admit there is nothing in the lot.
Contains: sugar.
Does not contain: anything else.
Per serving · per 100 g
Every other token buries the risks in a PDF. Sugar is required by law to print them on the front.
Nutrition information
| Energy | 0 kcal / 0 kJ |
|---|---|
| Total Utility | 0 g 0% |
| of which governance | 0 g 0% |
| of which yield | 0 g 0% |
| of which roadmap | 0 g 0% |
| Protein | 0 g 0% |
| Total Carbohydrate | 100 g 100% |
| of which sugars | 100 g 100% |
| of which added sugars | 100 g 100% |
| Tax | 0% |
| Team allocation | 0 g 0% |
| Supply | 1,000,000,000, fixed |
* The % Daily Value states what a nutrient contributes to a daily diet. Nothing in this panel contributes to anything.
Not a significant source of utility, governance, yield or vitamin D.
Six teaspoons a day is what the World Health Organization would ideally like you to have. Twelve is what they settled for. Neither number has ever changed what anybody put in their coffee.
That is the whole thesis. Sugar is the most honestly labelled product in the shop and the least affected by its own label. We printed a ticker on it and changed nothing else.
Do not take the label's word for it. Nobody takes a label's word for it.
Add to taste.
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01
Get a wallet.
Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Free, about thirty seconds, no photograph of your face required. Write the recovery phrase down on paper — nobody can recover it for you, and nobody will try.
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Add SOL.
Buy it on any exchange and send it to your wallet address, or buy it inside the wallet. Leave a little spare — the network charges a fraction of a cent per transaction and you need it.
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Swap.
Open Jupiter or pump.fun, paste the lot number from the front of the pack, swap SOL for $SUGAR. Check the number character by character. Only use the one printed on this page or posted from our X account. Everything else is salt.
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Stir.
There is no step five.
Warnings
Everything they say about sugar, they also say about this. Both times they are right.
- High in sugars.
- The only thing in the bag is the thing on the label.
- No nutritional value.
- This is printed on the real product too. We did not add it.
- May cause a crash.
- Blood glucose rises, then settles below where it started. That is well documented and it is not a metaphor we invented.
- Not suitable for everyone.
- It is a token about sugar.
- Keep dry.
- Sugar keeps for a hundred years in a bag and disappears in one second in water. Choose the container carefully.
Questions or comments?
- Q. Is it safe?
- A. In moderation.
- Q. What is the utility?
- A. See the panel. It is printed as 0 g.
- Q. Who is behind it?
- A. Nobody you have heard of. Sugar does not have a founder either.
- Q. Why sugar?
- A. Four thousand years of demand, eight billion users, no marketing budget, no utility, and nobody has ever stopped. We did not build anything. We printed a ticker on something that already worked.
- Q. Is this a joke?
- A. It is a sugar packet with a contract address on it.
You have known sugar was bad for you for forty years. Look in your kitchen.